Andrew Hussie and What Pumpkin are coming to Phoenix Comicon, May 23-26, so be sure to stop by and see us! We’re booth buddies with Topatoco, booth # 453, 455, 552, 554.
We’ll have a bunch of great stuff with us, including SCALEMATES, Homestuck Calendars,…
*grabby hands* D:
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Anonymous Milk jugs? |
Noooo we have milk jugs back home too. I wish I had access to my pictures here jgnglgkglgmgnhkg it’s like. When you buy a plastic bottle of juice but with milk? it’s really strange to me cause I’ve never seen it before >:
They have milk in bottles here.
Milk in <I>bottles</I>.
Not like glass bottles. Plastic bottles.
SO I JUST REACHED THIS PART IN OFF AND NOW I CANT STOP LAUGHING??
BUT NO HEAR ME OUT
BATTERS JUST THIS BADASS SERIOUS DUDE WHOS LITERALLY JUST “gonna purify all yall bitches” LIKE HES COMPLETELY STRAIGHT AND SERIOUS AND DEDICATED TO THIS MISSION BUT
HE FUCKING PUSHED A STATUE OF ZACHARIE INTO A ROLLER COASTER, RODE THE COASTER WITH THE FUCKING STATUE, AND RAISED HIS HANDS IN THE GODDAMN AIR FOR A PHOTO
BATTER YOU FUCKING DORK OH MY GOD
the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra
ah yes my spirit animal
total cutie
“A starship captain’s most solemn oath is that he will give his life, even his entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive.” (Captain James T. Kirk)
“Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey — reminds us to cherish every moment because they’ll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we’ve lived. After all, Number One, we’re only mortal.” (Captain Jean-Luc Picard)
“There’s an old saying, Fortune favors the bold. Well, I guess we’re about to find out.” (Captain Benjamin Sisko)
“Abandon ship? The answer’s ‘no.’ I’m not breaking up the family. We’re stronger as a team.” (Captain Kathryn Janeway)
I mean singling out Daisy as The Worst Character in Gatsby is kinda weird when her husband is a white supremacist who beats his mistress.
The patriarchy isn’t going to fuck itself
THIS SCENE WAS LITERALLY THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION
#you know it’s bad when you’re less progressive than a show from the 60’s
